The Rip
by Mark Peters
  Once
  more, dear friends, I entered the breach for a new story for your
  entertainment. As constant readers you all know how rascally Mark Peters can
  be when he writes a new story and I have to retrieve it from him. I must say,
  he can be quite challenging, alas to no avail.
  
  
  You
  see, Mark stopped at one of the strip joints to meet up with the go-go boys
  that he so dearly loves and I, being the proud procurer of the written word
  that I am, got the barman to pour a little heavy when it came to Mark's
  drinks.
  
  
  In
  no time, well, about four hours actually, the liquor did it's duty and Mark
  started making passes at me. The next morning he agreed to hand over the
  manuscript on the condition I tell no one how much he likes wearing women's
  underwear.
  
  
  Your
  secret is safe with me!