Unanswered Prayers
by Dabeagle and Mark Peters
  Mark
  Peters and I originally collaborated on The Balcony: A Time for Change. We had
  so much fun, we decided to try again for the site's one year Anniversary.
   
  Now,
  as we all know, none of these tales comes here willingly. Those that have
  stopped by page to page will note that I have used everything from
  deforestation, overly sexual midgets, apple juice and cocaine, bright
  christmasy lights, and starvation in order to get the necessary tales here.
   
  So
  I know you're all wondering what I had to do for this one? Threaten to use my
  mother's frequent flyer miles and send Mark a defrocked priest perhaps? Or
  perhaps I sent him a picture of Margaret Thatcher strapping on a dildo?
   
  No,
  neither one. Would you believe I just asked? No, I thought you wouldn't.
   
  Thank
  you Mark.